We Put Together Text Templates for That STI Convo
Originally Published September 18, 2019 on STI Convo | By Greatist
One hour you’re swiping idly through the sea of Vineyard Vines-clad Brads (or in my case, any muscle-tank queers who don’t flag they’re a Gemini), and the next you’re exchanging naughty notes. From sweet DMs (“I can’t wait to kiss you”) to graphic ones (“*****, I want to **** *****s like a ******”), dating apps make it easy to slide right into a cloud of sexed-up energy.
And if sex is definitively on the table, you should also be sharing your STI status and talking about the nitty-gritty of safer sex practices — which, in my experience, is super dread-inducing. Seriously: Last time I was planning to romp, I made not one, not two, but three friends copy edit my “Let’s talk about safer sex” speech.
Luckily, when I confessed how cringy this felt, the experts let me in on a little secret: While they say that convo does have to happen (!!), having it ahead of time — like over text — is fair game.
“If… the reason you’re meeting up at all is to have sex, it’s normal and even responsible to want to talk to them about their STI status before you meet in person,” says clinical sexologist Megan Stubbs, EdD.
JSYK, STI rates are at a record high
Let’s start with a truth bomb: Sexually transmitted infection rates are higher than ever before. According to the most recent CDC data, a record 2,295,739 cases of STIs were reported among folks of all genders and ethnicities in 2017 (yes, this is the most recent data available).
Why are the rates so high? Experts have a few hypotheses, but according to a 2019 survey by the condom company SKYN, there’s one glaring reason: Folks are using barrier methods at an alarmingly low rate. Even though experts like Dr. Sherry Ross say using condoms and dental dams is the best way to reduce the spread of STIs, it’s clearly not happening often enough.
So, dear reader who’s thinking about hooking up with the hottie, have The Safer-Sex Talk and help reduce the spread. You don’t even have to know their last name!
Copy, paste, and *edit* these phrases — you’re welcome
Whether you’re STI-positive or not, sexologist and STI educator Emily Depasse says the following template can be effective: “My last STI screening was [insert date], and I am [positive/negative] for [insert STIs]. How about you?”
Not sure how to phrase it, exactly? If you’re STI+, try these expert-recommended phrases:
If you have HPV, Ross suggests: “I have been found to be a carrier of HPV during a routine gynecological exam. HPV is sexually transmitted by direct contact, so if we use a condom during sexual intercourse, the risk of transmission is a lot lower. I haven’t had an outbreak for [x months/years], and I don’t have an outbreak now.”
If you’ve been exposed to herpes, Ross suggests: “I have been exposed to HSV in the past, but I do not have any active lesions, so you are not at risk of contracting this virus. To make sure I cannot transmit it to you, I take antiviral medication to prevent future outbreaks. As long as we use a condom or dental dam, the chance of you contracting HPV or HSV is unlikely. I have not infected any of my sexual partners in the past, but I wanted to share this information with you so you are not misled.”
Depasse offers an alternative: “I have herpes, and I know you might need time to think about what that means. Here are some resources that helped me with my diagnosis and might be helpful to you, too. Please feel free to ask me any questions.”
If you have a treatable STI like gonorrhea or chlamydia, Stubbs recommends sharing what medicine you’re on, when you’re getting tested again, and where you are in your treatment plan.
If you have an STI — whether you’re initiating the safer-sex talk or responding to a potential partner’s inquiry — Depasse recommends using the following “resource recipe” when disclosing that you have an STI:
1. A link to an organization such as the American Sexual Health Association or the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
2. A link to a source that you found especially helpful when learning about your STI and/or one that includes a tidbit you hope this person learns
3. A multimedia resource, like Ella Dawson’s TED Talk, a podcast episode like this one, or another resource you’ve found helpful — like this article
In-person convos make you hesitate? Embrace texting
Depasse notes that most folks are not equipped to fully engage in safer-sex chitchat with potential partners because they’ve never been taught how to talk about sex without shame (yeah, looking at you, sex ed programs across the United States).
“Movies, television shows, and pornography rarely depict couples asking for consent or asking about sexual history,” says Depasse. And most sex education programs do not discuss exactly how to talk to partners about their sexual health. Instead, they give a firm suggestion that people should have the discussion.
1. Stay and cum from a comfortable place
The “discussion” can be as comfortable as travel-induced constipation (read: not at all), so having it via text allows you to take it at your own pace — and to avoid getting carried away in the heat of the moment. Hey, I get it, there’s something about the back of a Toyota… but alas.
“You really don’t want to get swept up in things and ‘forget’ to talk about STI status,” says Stubbs. “You need to communicate what safer sex means to you both so you can both make the decision that’s right for your body.”
It also gives you the opportunity to edit yourself and choose your words carefully. “You never want to ask someone if they’re clean,” says Stubbs.
PSA: Folks who have STIs aren’t “dirty,” and you don’t want to imply that they are. Instead, “Ask them what their STI status is and when the last time they got tested was,” says Stubbs.
There’s no need to imply anything about their personality or morals. Break up with your preconceived notions about STIs, because this is about safer sex, not stereotyped sex.
2. Weed out folks who might endanger you
People who don’t want to chat about potentially transmittable diseases are signaling that they don’t care about your health. I hate to break it to you, but when it comes to safer sex, indifference isn’t edgy or cute.
For instance, if they shut down the conversation by saying they just knowww they don’t have one or get aggressively defensive when you bring it up, Block. That. Number.
“It’s up to you how off-putting someone’s unwillingness to have this conversation is,” Stubbs says. “But for me, it’s a major red flag if we can’t talk about STI status.” In the case of STIs, ignorance definitely isn’t bliss.
3. Start thinking more holistically about sex
Don’t gloss over the nitty-gritty details. You probably want to know about your potential partner’s recent sexual history, which is entirely different from when they were last tested.
“If someone says the last time they were tested was last July, that may seem like a really long time ago, but maybe the only sex they’ve had since was with themselves (aka masturbation),” says Stubbs. That’s all good.
But if someone was tested last month but has had sex since, Stubbs encourages to get into the details. “You may want to [ask] if they’re fluid-bonded with the person they boned, if spit was swapped, if and what protection was used, and more.”
For folks with STIs, Depasse adds, the main benefit of this conversation is being able to share information. “Text disclosures provide you opportunity to share articles and online resources your partners can utilize for education and awareness purposes.” #KnowledgeIsPower
However, Depasse offers one potential side effect of disclosing via text. “There’s no real way to predict how the person is going to respond to a positive disclosure. There is always a risk that someone could screenshot and share an STI disclosure with others.”
While in-person disclosures come with their own set of risks — such as the encounter turning physically and emotionally dangerous — Depasse says the potential downfall of a text convo is worth keeping in mind.
What if someone doesn’t know their status?
Well, it’s up to you whether to move forward or not. If they aren’t willing to find out, again, you need to ask yourself, “Is this a risk I’m comfortable accepting?”
If they don’t know but are willing to get tested, Depasse suggests: “Offer space for their discomfort or uncertainty. Lean into it. You might even volunteer to accompany them to a testing clinic. This is an opportunity to educate and normalize testing along with safer sex.” Yes, we love a supportive sex partner.
Or simply reiterate that, as a health-minded person, you won’t feel comfortable engaging sexually until they know their results and you’re able to put a plan in place for safer sex.
If you bring it up and the person does have an STI, you can say, “Thank you so much for telling me and being willing to have this conversation,” says Stubbs.
From there, if you’re not well-versed, you can do your research. You might use the following Greatist articles to get better informed:
How to Reduce Your Risk of an STI and Still Have a Sex Life
Everything You Want to Know About Safe Anal Sex (but Might Be Too Embarrassed to Ask)
The Ultimate Guide to Safe Sex
1 in 4 People Have HPV, but What Is It Really?
Or ask the person questions. If they didn’t use DePasse’s handy “resource recipe” guide, you might ask them what resources they found especially helpful for learning more about the STI they have.
Then, “once you’re informed, you might suggest what activities are OK with you and how you’d like to protect yourself,” says Stubbs.
So I know their status — can I just have sex now, please?
Yes, but you still should discuss and put in place safer-sex boundaries. Why? Because even if pregnancy isn’t a risk, there may be a chance the person wasn’t tested for all STIs. Yes, really. And it’s likely not that person’s fault.
“Many doctors don’t run complete STI checks — they often leave out HSV, HPV, trichomonas, or mycoplasma unless you ask for them explicitly,” says LA-based celebrity physician and sexual health expert Dr. Rob Huizenga (which is why he recommends asking exactly what they’re testing you for and making sure these are on their list). Ugh.
There’s also potential for false negatives. “Some can still be transmitted,” says Ross. That’s probably not a risk you want to take.
Reminder: Most STIs are asymptomatic
“The most common symptom in 8 of the 10 most common STIs is no symptoms at all,” Huizenga says. So taking a peek at your own, your partner’s, or your friend-with-benefits’s genitals in the heat of the moment isn’t sufficient to determine STI status.
To help prevent the spread of STIs, Ross recommends folks be on top of their own STI testing and diligently practice safer sex.
Being on top (*wink*) of your testing likely means getting tested more often than the CDC recommendations, which vary by sex and sexuality. Huizenga says the CDC’s recommendation of once a year should be seen as the bare minimum.
That means getting tested after every partner, or once every three to six months if multiple partners are involved. It goes without saying that if you’re experiencing symptoms, you should get tested because the only way to be 100 percent sure — and to reassure your partners and FWBs — is to have a complete STI panel.
The conversation might be uncomfortable, especially with a thirst trap you want to impress, but practice helps. Having these conversations with your friends can help destigmatize STIs and create safer spaces for sex.
You don’t want to dampen the mood while their genitals are in your mouth. And let’s face it, feeling safe to be completely uninhibited is sexy in itself.
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As you continue casually sexting — and sexing — keep getting tested
Although using a barrier is worlds better than using no barrier, Huizenga says, “The sobering truth is that STIs passed by contact are only about 50 percent prevented by condoms.”
That means that even if you use condoms 100 percent of the time, you may have an STI. The only way to know for sure? Get tested, ask about testing, and confirm it.
We’re partial to texting because receipts. Plus, the benefits of increased comfort, time to do your research, and the ability to share links is prime foreplay for sex — on the table or off it.